beertrucked

To be run over by a beer truck or other large vehicle and be killed.

That guy is the only one who knows how to use the machine; What happens if he goes out and gets beertrucked tommorow?

by Fournier June 24, 2008

beermergency

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.

When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.

by Woody Wood December 10, 2006

beertrocity

A craft beer crime. This could be mixing a great beer with another substance (eg. Pliny the Radler) or any other action that the wider craft beer community may consider a crime against good beer.

OMG did you just see Crofty cut a Leffe Blonde with a Bourbon and Cola? That's a Beertrocity!!!

by croftysbeerblog April 9, 2015

Beerker

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.

Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"

by Camden Maine May 16, 2010

Beerster

(1) A modern take on a traditional holiday celebration where instead of children hunting for hidden Easter eggs, adults hunt for hidden beers.

There are several versions of this growing tradition, which is known to be practiced in Nashville, TN, Chicago, IL and Buffalo, NY. (Apr 2013)

Don't forget to bring a 6-pack to contribute to Beerster. The beer-bottle hunt is tonight.

by Scipio82 April 1, 2013

beerverage

A southern cocktail made with any light beer and berry flavored Crystal Light drink mix. Use equal parts beer and Crystal Light (already prepared with water). Natural light is good, but you can also use any light beer available. Garnish with ice and lemon. Good cocktail for ladies, as you will not get sloppy drunk and you will cut calories.

Melissa: Hey Leanne, do you want to come over for some beerverages? I have the beer and the Crystal Light chillin' in the fridge.

Leanne: Oh yeah! That would be perfect, I don't want to drink too much because I have to have dinner with my grandmother later. I'll bring the lemons.

by imswtmelissa August 20, 2011

Beerster

A fourteen year old boy who believes he will never get married and instead drinks beer all his life. He plans on having around fourty pitbulls that eat Spinster women's cats. He also most likely has a beer belly which is not too pleasant.

Ronnie: Hey man, get up off of your plaid couch and lets go clubin!!

Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.

by spinster jess March 30, 2008