That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.
by bromp January 20, 2009
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by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006
Get the social barometer mug.Noun - Actually a devise for measuring pressure. Is commonly used by adults esp. teachers/coaches as any kind of obscure measurement. A PSAT, for example, acts as a barometer for how well you will do in the actual SAT.
Coach: The interval workout we're doing today will serve as a barometer to see how well you'll run in a meet.
by Cheesy13 September 7, 2005
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by analholio August 9, 2016
Get the anal barometer mug.A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.
Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.
Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.
Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.
by ear2ground June 16, 2010
Get the Moral Barometer mug.1)You place your cocktail on a coaster and, due to barometrical conditions measured by this activity, the glass sticks to the coaster....but invariably falls off as the above mentioned beverage is halfway to your mouth.
It was a hot and sultry night as Chad, forever the suave and debonaire bon homme, raised his glass to toast his admirers but the beverometer ruined his moment by dropping the coaster squarely onto his nutsack.
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