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Debilitating affliction following a major night of revelry on the sauce, characterised by feelings of depression and melancholy. These symptoms often accompanied by guilt, listlessness, inertia and hot liquid shitting.
I'm so miserable, I got absolutely cunted at that wedding and am now experiencing a horrendous Beeriod
Beeriod by gin monster June 16, 2008
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When two or more bro's at a party sync up going to the keg to refill their beer throughout the night. It's the same affect women have when they hang out for a long period of time and their monthly visit from Aunt Flo syncs up.
Neil: bro, you need another beer again too?

Me: yea, dude. Looks like we synced up our beeriod. (High five)
Beeriod by Digger4 November 28, 2013
A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.
Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder

Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.

Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod

Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
Beeriod by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014
When you spill beer on your crotch
Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy
Beeriod by BEERPANTS December 15, 2010
Any red, fruit-flavoured Belgian beer, preferably one of the scary opaque ones.

Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.
PW drank 8 pints of beeriod last night; he wasn't so much on the rag as on the carpet.
Beeriod by Hoger the German February 26, 2010
Guy's have beeriods, when they don't have beer. Sobriety. Get kinda cranky.
I think I'm on my beeriod, lets hit up the liqour store.

We need more beer, if chris has his beeriod, its kinda suck for everyone else.
beeriod by chris June 30, 2007