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Beeds

A shortened version of the oft used phrase: "Happy Birthday"
To be used on Facebook walls and occasionally in conversation if extremely lazy.
"Beeds Bro"
"Oh shit its July 18, beeds"
by tiberius12345 July 20, 2012
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beed

Beed \be-d v : As in to be stung by a bee, hornet, or wasp
"so I was walking in the park today, and I saw this bee, and I accidentally flung my body on top of it, so all these bees came flying forth and I got beed"

"dude, beed is a ballin' word"
by Win? June 14, 2007
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beeds

Something that is very cool, hip, hot, attractive, etc
Dude those shoes are so beeds
by Joshua Moore 12 December 1, 2006
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beed

Or b'd. One is so not bothered about something that they cant even be bothered to say bothered so they just say beed. For the ultimate not being bothered just use make the beed hand sign as a 'b'
As if i'm beed?!; Think I'm beed? He was totally beed about it;
by Missyeggs February 9, 2008
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Beeded

When your drunk off beer and high.
Yo, I was "beeded" at that party last night!
by g5369 February 8, 2009
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Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.
by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012
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Famden Beed

Popular term in the meme community. A term of endearment meant for a good friend...
A brother: Oi famden how you been hanging dawg.

Another brother: Not bad my Beed. Catch you on the flip side.

Third brother: My Famden Beeds are my brothers you feel?
by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018
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