becuz

Becuz is a combined noun describing a person who is both your "best friend" and "cousin". Sometimes one acknowledges their friend as their cousin but leaves out best friend or acknowledges them only as their best friend leaving out the family portion. This solves the complicated introduction.

Jake: "Shayna who's that?"
Shayna: "That's my becuz, Amy."
Jake: "Huh?"
Shayna: "Becuz, she's my best friend and cousin. Nuf said."

by Becuzes A&S November 6, 2012

becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

by Phil January 12, 2005

Becunted

Blighted, possessed by demons, frustration-inducing. Can be a person place or thing, but works well with technology.

My Gmail is becunted today, and isn't sending messages in real time.

by RightGirl April 17, 2009

becurity

the state of being free of concern for ones' beer; beer security

We shall go to the brewery to increase our becurity

by Hop Protector August 5, 2015

Becuz I Got High

The ultimate site for stoners to submit their "high" stories.

BIGH: I had this guy friend years ago who never bought his own weed. Yet, he was always there and ready to smoke mine. That got old -quick. So I bought a bong shaped like a big erect penis and I started saving money because he refused to hit it! I've still got that Bong, hits nice...becuz i got high

by Becuz I Got High February 24, 2010

Becummed

1) to be jizzed on.

A male ejaculates on a female, usually after sex. It can also happen to a male, who is jizzed on by another male (or even himself).

2) Used to describe sex when teachers or other authority members are around. The teacher/authority member will think they misheard "became."

Example One:

Emily: Hey girl! What happened last night?!? You and Nathan left right after the party! everyone was talking...

Allison: Haha well I don't want to say much, but I was becummed :)

Emily: OMG! ur so lucky! hes a hottie...

Allison: I know, he tastes good too

Example two:

Bill: Yo Nick, whatever happened to you and yo girl last night?

Nick: oh dude, she was amazing! I totally becummed her.

Bill: Nice, she's tight.

by Yo moommma is good in bed December 2, 2009

becuse

The art of being useless when it comes to writing.

A feeling in verbal form. To be used instead of "because" to convey hopelesness.

Becuse you can't do anything right, let alone explain yourself.

by troubledancer April 12, 2019