Beaver

1. A large furry rodent with a flat tail that chops down trees and builds dams.

2. Slang for a vagina.

3. A term for a person who goes/has gone to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, where the beaver is the school mascot.
1. "We went on a nature walk, and saw a beaver swimming around the big lodge it had made."

2. "That chick I banged last night has a sweet beaver!"

3. "The Beavers put another car on top of the dome this morning..."
by luna May 6, 2005
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Beaver

A furry mammal that feeds off wood.
Damn! That beaver can take some wood!
by daytripa May 1, 2003
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Beaver

A tweeker
"On speed". Adderall.

etc any upper
He's a straight Beaver!
Mo Fo be up all night doing that
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beaver

1. A furry vagina that may or may not attend Oregon State.

2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.

3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
Eddie: "Is that beaver a Beaver?"

Wally: "Well, it's orange and black...."
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
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beaver

A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.
Mary: It's time to feed the beaver!!
John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.
by Apocalyptimaniac September 16, 2005
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The Beaver

1. Canada's periodical historical rag.

2. The former name of 90 year old (now) "Canada's History" magazine. --- The stated reasons are that the name has become so associated with the sexual euphemism that online material by the magazine using its name in the header is being blocked by spam filters.

3. Another term for the sexual act known as "Canada's History".

4. A magazine that began in the 1920's that should have kept it's original name, "The Beaver, A Journal of Progress".

5. The act of AVOIDING search function by changing your business's name from something with lots of search traffic TO something that will rarely get searched outside the Colbert Nation and Canada's youth while working on school projects and papers.

6. Another reason to blame Canada.
Have you looked at "The Beaver" lately?

"The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History"?! That's lame!! Colbert didn't rename his van service that picks up stray cats, Pussy Patrol! ... It's Pussy Patrol(dot)Org by the way! That's very important, it's non-profit.
by InsanitySektor February 6, 2010
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beaver

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!
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