Beach Beaver Barbie

A Female who's body is slammin but she's a total skank...

damn...Look at that hoe..."introducing Beach Beaver Barbie, complete with crabs and fresh fish smell"

by Pookiebaby4eva July 19, 2007

Beaver Barber

Where your girlfriend goes to get a trim.

Hey man, I've got a date with Beth Saturday...yep, she's at the Beaver Barber right now getting ready.

by Jay-Jo November 20, 2010

Beaver Barricade

When a Girl is thinking about sex, or progressing towards a prospect of sex, and someone or something interrupts Her, it is called Beaver Barricade.

The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.

Samantha was really yearning for a hot quick romp with the tall, sexy man she had been talking to, but her friend annoyingly distracted her, and threw-up a Beaver Barricade into all of Samantha's chances of a good screw!

by jhaf77 January 9, 2010

beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

one barney better

to outdo someone else. an irish saying.

Nina: I ate 12 donuts today.
Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20!
Nina: You totally one barney bettered me.

by Ellabella824 September 22, 2005

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025