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Heavy Bertation

Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.
Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.
by ironic777 March 4, 2011
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bertation

The emotion felt when a favorite performer does not meet expectations at an award ceremony, despite multiple nominations.

Sometimes spelled, "burtation" or "bertasion".
Well a very very heavay-uh-heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.
by OregonMyOregon March 5, 2011
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bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.
Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet
by Thedarison March 7, 2011
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bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.
Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"
by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011
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bantathon

A prolonged session of banter. That is having amusing, sometimes nonsensical, chat with friends or just generally having fun. The word is derived by combining banter with marathon (since a marathon is a 26 mile long race and thus
takes a long time to complete).
1.'What work did you do in class today?'
'We didn't do any work at all. We just sat around chatting. It was a total bantathon!'

2.'Are you going over to Paul's tonight?'
'Yeh of course, it'll be a bantathon.'
by ali-b May 17, 2006
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Bertation

Very he-vay. As coined by Serene Branson of CBS Channel 2 News.
Well a very, very heavy- uh- heavy- divi- bertation tonight. We had a very deras- derason. By- let’s go ahe- teras- tazin- lshtbdt- hedapet.
by Bryanplayspiano March 2, 2011
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meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.
Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.
by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018
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