Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

by Baldstache June 24, 2009

beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

beardstauch

its not quite a beard! its not quite a mustauche! its a BEARDSTAUCHE!

that would be a grade fiiiiiive beardstauche.

by Samass June 25, 2005