craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

bensusan

large family unit of aliens living on earth. characterized by huge alien shaped heads and slutty sisters. shameless beings, infamous for forcing them selfs onto human women.

man that guy just bensusaned that poor girl...

by pooooooooooopooooooooooo March 27, 2007

Beanusic

An non human looking penis

his penis is beanusic

by nicklebackkkkkk July 17, 2019

beanus maxemus

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.

Damn that is one beanus maxemus

by Mask05 December 9, 2019

Bensussan

Bensussan is by a mile the freshest mathematics teacher i’ve ever met i swear. He’s one of those who wears black shoes and black pant and black sweat. He’s good looking as fuck though and always says « c’est triste ».

Damn, that maths teacher is sweet af!
Bro i think you just met a Bensussan

by Fuckingheartattack March 31, 2022

Beanus

A sexual act where you dip your dick in a can of beans and then dip it into someone's genes

John did a beanus with Johnette last night

by _theREALslimSHADY_ January 13, 2018

beanus

a bean's genitalia, most evidently killer bean's

"killer bean has a large beanus"

by killerbean's beanus November 18, 2020