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beaked

Angry, agitated, upset, totally pissed off. Derived from the phrase "Getting your Beak out of joint."
Dude, the wad was totally Beaked when you kicked him in the nutsack!
by Fez Monkey August 10, 2005
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Beaked

Getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.
I got beaked by this person and I swear they hit my prostate.
by ZombieSpike July 11, 2014
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Beaked

The act of sticking your nose in someone’s vagina or ass.
I can’t wait to get beaked tonight when my boyfriend comes over.
by LMeadow February 19, 2021
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Beaked

The act of sticking your nose in someone’s ass or vagina.
I can’t wait to get beaked tonight when my boyfriend comes over.
by LMeadow February 19, 2021
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Beaked Up

dont go near him, he's all beaked up
by un-known-name January 10, 2009
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Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020
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Fish-Beaked Prick

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.
My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008
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