The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 03, 2012
When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
by wigwam69 September 10, 2006
by RockinClueless November 14, 2004
An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
"Whoa! look at that beached whale"
by ricemond December 06, 2003
When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
by Jerome Jenkins April 29, 2006
by Ncg13 April 16, 2017
similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
by HitStick93 April 06, 2010