Mormon Baywatch

When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.

She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...

by chrisfromlawschool2 January 26, 2011

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

by world March 22, 2005

body off baywatch, face off crime watch

This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor

Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"

Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.

"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."

by PedroXL September 30, 2006

pull a baywatch

When a well-endowed girl runs and bounces everywhere, as in the show Baywatch, which is famous for it's female swimsuit clad actresses running (and bouncing) in slow motion.
Also, baywatch moment.

As soon as Shirley starts running in that attire, she's definitely gonna pull a baywatch!

by PhlegmJargonBoobleFace July 30, 2007

baywatched

Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.

I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!

by ryder9graf July 15, 2014

Baewatch

Any activity condoning the search of potential mates in public. Best performed with a group, although can be completed successfully alone.

A portmanteau of "bae" and the television show "Bay Watch", as original baewatches were condoned at beach.

The baewatch was over after John hit on the cougar without arms.

The thirst was evident as we performed

our third baewatch of the day.

by MLB_Thad May 27, 2014

Baewatch

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.

Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch

by mambo-p May 26, 2016