Bawls

A PG rated spelling of "Balls". Used as an exclamation in times of mild annoyance or surprise.

"Bawls! I left my cell phone on the table when I left the house".

"Dude, I had to work 70 hours this past week"
"Bawls!"

Use as a substitute for the word "Crap"

by Jayhem February 4, 2010

Bawls

a popular gamer energie drink,
although some think the containor is shaped like genitals,
it is not

sirmogeth:would you like some new Bawls energie drink???
isaac-chan:f*** ya!!!

by sirmogeth January 21, 2006

Bawls

The official drink of the Guitar Hero community. Comes in a blue bottle. Drink one of these and you will 100% Through the Fire and Flames in no time.

Hey lets go drink some Bawls and maybe we will FC TTFAF.

by AnonymousSH April 3, 2009

Bawls

One of the best drinks out there, I love Bawls and i normally have them when i go paintballing but sadly they hardly have anymore caffine than coke.

and who the hell has LAN partys with bawls or lan partys at all, like you know your'e a fag when.

LAN party kid: yeah im COOL im going to go drink a bawls

Regular kid: go kill yourself or atleast go get another drink to have with youre gay lan partys

by sfig August 29, 2008

bawls

High caffeine Guarana beverage. Contains 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. Blue bottle, odd little bumbs for grip, fizzy and decent tasting.

So I gave her kid a Bawls and it blew up. What man? Caffeine is teh own.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

bawling

crying your eyes out because some thing terrible bad happened to you, espescially if its like someone you like that turns you down

i was bawling so much when i found out that he didnt like me

by cookie October 22, 2004

BAWLS

BAWLS is a highly caffinated energy drink. One bottle of BAWLS Guarana (10oz.) has 120 calories. Bawls Guaranexx (10oz.) has 0 calories. BAWLS Guarana has 80mg of caffeine per 12 oz. It is made from guarana and tastes most closely to 7up or Sprite, but should be tried anyway if neither of those drinks are liked (this was just the most closely related drinks I could think of.) The guarana berry can be found in the Amazon Rainforest which has a naturally occuring form of caffine which indians used to use to give themselves and energy boost. The name, BAWLS, is not derived from anything. The name was simply chosen because if you heard it, you would not forget it (the name is an advertisement in itself.) Also, the blue bottle with raised bumps on it is in circulation not only for grip when wet, or for having a dark bottle, but also because it 'looks cool' (according to the manufacturers of BAWLS.) The bottle is the Winner of the Glass Packaging Institute's Clear Choice Award 2005 for Best Packaging of a Carbonated Beverage. BAWLS is not a well known drink in all areas. Many saw BAWLS for the first time in the Xbox third-person shooter game, 'Run Like Hell.' Drinkers of such drink are encouraged by the manufacturer to ask local and major stores to carry BAWLS. SnoBAWLS is a new version of the caffine drink, but in frozen form (to beat the heat of the summer) made from guaranexx. There is also a sugar free version of BAWLS also made from the guaranexx berry. BAWLS Mints are also sold, which supposedly have about 1/12 the caffine amount of a single Bawls beverage and are fizzy and taste sweet.

Can I have two BAWLS please?

by LtZealot July 29, 2008