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baumer

Bend over my friend because this test is about to give you a baumer.
by Jumpoff October 21, 2004
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Baumer

1) a clown
2) a fool
3) one who acts superior to others
4) one who lies about benefits/ attributes to make others happy for him/ impressed by him/ proud of him/ intimidated by him
5) one with body parts (legs, arms, lips, etc.) that are extra long and lanky to intimidate others
This damn joke has been Baumering me all day and its really aggravating!

I can't stand all the Baumering, it makes me stupider!

He is such a Baumer!
by Jbweedler May 20, 2011
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Bammes

A person who is both smooth and awesome at life.
Dude you roll high w/those ladies. You are a Bammes.
by Big Time April 1, 2005
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baucesome

An up and coming word that is used to describe something that is spectacular. It generally can be used to replace the word awesome although, it can also refer to an extremely cool person performing an extraordinary act that is specific to themselves.
Wow that's baucesome!
by I'm a Monster December 24, 2010
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Baumer

N. Slang for the biggest badass from SoBe to Tennessee. A true balla that holds it down for all those caucasions out there that gots da skills on the dance flo'. A real player & an all in all smooth operator. Often seen wearing a hat...that I look better in than him. Usually, his coolness is just too much for others to handle... People, even strangers, show him much awe & respect for his mad dance moves. Give the Baumer some room to break lose, but don't challenge him. Acts of dance aggression are not taken to kindly & will require the Baumer to kick your ass.
Person 1: Who's that guy with all the hot ladies on the dance floor?
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
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Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!
by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005
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Bames

our almighty sock savior, he is a sock and he has blessed us with being bames. Bames makes all the rules and if you don't listen to him you will be disowned by Kloey and Olivia. He knows everything and whoever says he doesn't is lying. Bames is the best living sock in the world and you must love him from now on. ( unless you have a religion, then don't listen to any of this)
Kloey: Bames says not to eat that!
Julian: I don't care, he's just a sock.
Kloey and Oliva: *gasp* you're banned from the table!
by KloeyFun December 14, 2018
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bames

When you are out to lunch with your co-workers and need ruin the bathroom with a serious deuce prior to returning to the office.
"Dude, lunch at Senora Tacos was awesome but my stomach just dropped - I gotta bames before we go back to the office!"
by marton85 January 12, 2012
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