full batshit

the now-reigning highest level of crazy

The Stable Genius went full batshit last night with his latest rage-tweet, this one about Jack tagging his lies as... drum roll... lies!

by hodags1966 May 29, 2020

battleshits

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'

"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"

by monty554 May 27, 2015

batshit fucking insane

The hyperbolic end of insanity.

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.

by spiraling February 14, 2005

batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.

You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.

by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023

batshit insane

When someone has crossed into extreme insanity.

Person #1:HEY GUYS LETS GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND WOOOO I JUST SHIT MYSELF!! -insane laughter-

Person #2: That kid is Batshit Insane.

by Shanbuh August 3, 2006

batshit fun

A girl who is literally batshit crazy but who you continue to hangout with because she is so attractive and fun.

That girl is so crazy she is batshit fun.

by TeamSanDiego May 3, 2015

battleshits

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.

"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"

by Dys-functional February 11, 2005