Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

Baconator

A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!

by jmspaesq November 12, 2010

baconator

a fat chode of a guy usually named bob who laughs at his own jokes and usually is a chubby chaser.

That guy is total baconator.

by michaellover June 19, 2011

baconator

a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.

"hey, where did jim go last night?"
-"the baconator got him..poor guy"

by sillyface111 May 6, 2010

Baconator

A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.

"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."

"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."

"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."

by atlho August 13, 2012

Baconator

Alternative pronunciation for an extremely long last name (i.e. Bocanegra, Brickowski, Badagliacca).

Brijanna Baconator?
It's Bocanegra.
Yeah, OK, your name is too hard to say, so you're Baconator.

by lkombat November 23, 2010

Baconator

A delicous burger sold at Wendy's, consisting of 2 beef patties, 6 pieces of bacon, a ton of cheese, ketchup, and mayonaisse. While this burger makes a delicious and nutricious meal, it also makes for a great sexual experience while warm, due to the warmth and natural greasiness of the sandwich.

Man, my dad was so drunk and horny last night he made love to a baconator. He woke up with a full belly, empty balls, and ketchup all over his tighty whitey's.

by crazy legz August 17, 2009