blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.

Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.

by YINever July 26, 2005

binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.

Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry

by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016

YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom

*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.

by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011