Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

by phannietrash January 19, 2017

Bathtub Chemist

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.

A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 3, 2011

throw a toaster in a bathtub

to commit suicide

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.

by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018

bathtub boy

A perjorative nickname for MSNBC host Keith Olbermann

Bathtub boy got slapped by his NBC bosses

by Teddy1203 October 23, 2008

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

bathrum

Meaning a shit load of rum. Hence, the word bath in this word refers to bathroom, which is connected to 'shit load' and rum which is referred to the alcoholic beverage.

This exists also in the Junior Suite at the Davitel Tobacco Hotel in Thessaloniki, Greece.

Jay: 'Homie, we need some pre-drinks before we hit da club! There's a liquor store on da corner, leggo...!'

DeShawn: 'Don't worry homie, I got us, i got a bathrum! BRAP, BRAPPP!!!'

by KingofDefinitions May 22, 2019