1. BASSET HOUND = Mountain lion a male 45 -55 yo. 2. A Basset Hound is similar to a Wolf Hound, only it refers to an un-attrative past his prime man seeking younger women. 3. The only difference between the terms Basset Hound and and Wolf Hound are that Wolf Hounds are usually somewhat attractive and Basset Hounds are usually quit wrinkled, worn out and loose.
What happened to Charlie Sheen he is such a Basset Hound.
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It means you're about to go lay naked in bed with another man.
After work tonight I'm going to hunt down a beer and Basset Hound.
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The act of a woman using both hands to pull down her ear lobes(which turns off her gag reflex) and the man then tries to gag her with his dick. Ending with a loud moan from the woman portraying the sound of a "Basset Hound."
Stop gagging and do the basset hound.
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Sad, saggy, and downright droopy boobs.
She either needs a new bra or a boob lift because she is suffering from a serious case of 'Basset Hound Boobs.'
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The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
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When a girl or boy thinks they are cute when they are ugly all the time
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"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
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