you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

Bashanked

When the act of masturbation becomes incredibly painful, and a stabbing sensation is established.
Often a result of a healthy cocktail of STI's.

a) "It hurts when i bash the pope around"

"Your a bashanker"

"lol"

b) "have you ever bashanked"

"piss off dad"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

BasharCOD

A pretty tall guy that gets all the pus and drugs. But also a gamer that is good at games but not as much and IbaSene
twitch.tv/IbaSene

Fam i just dropped out and became a BasharCOD

by BigboyBob97 May 3, 2018

basharuddin

A person with young personalities. Hensome and courage is apart of that.

Secretive and silence but full of ideas in their head.

Hey, are u basharuddin?
i am basharuddin

by watermilo November 22, 2021

bashamped

To describe an event as more than exciting or it wasn't what the person expected or it was out of that person's comfort zone

"The party was bashamped"
OR
Sam:The play is bashamped,I'd rather go somewhere else

by Lynix August 6, 2022