John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.

Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."

by tito puente August 30, 2006

Babadookie.

When you take an especially sinister dump.

Oh man, I just had an explosive babadookie.

by Pemberton Umberbrook April 24, 2015

“It’s Babadook Time”

This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky

-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏

by AngeredMuffin February 9, 2020

Bahador

The Name Bahador is a boy's name. The origin of the baby name Bahador is Iranian with the meaning(s) depending on Gender/Origin being.

Iranian- Brave or a Precious Jewel

Some people think of Bahador as a persian Hercules.

by Mr. Quinn Mallory December 7, 2009

baseado

Brazilian slang for a joint.
Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint

do you have a baseado on you?

by Vinicius Xavier July 7, 2006

bassdown

The part of a song where the whole band gets real quiet, except the bassist, who lays down some sweet riffs until the guitarist shreds his brains out. Useful in concert for conversing with the crowd about whether or not they are having a good time, and giving Peter Frampton enough time to set up his vocoder.

My guitar amp malfunctioned, so we had to start up an impromptu bassdown.

by Brother Damascus October 19, 2009

Mina Bahadori

A Cute Indie Queen

OMG, your wearing boots, thats such a mina bahadori thing to do

by tommy bohemia May 2, 2010