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bartard

when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug
by Jon Harding February 10, 2007
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bartard

Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.
Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.
by Nick Beam December 28, 2005
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Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent
He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.
by Nonwords August 16, 2014
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bartard

One who acts like a tard at a bar
Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard
by BartardedOne November 26, 2005
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bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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bartard

Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.
John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.
by Ryanonymous November 30, 2006
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bartard

when ur asshole turns blue/purple due to drug usage
"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro im off the xans"
by lamerbbq February 3, 2019
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