verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings
Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.
Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.
Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.
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Get the Barstool mug.A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot
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I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.
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