Brostitute

A friend for hire.

Guy is a brostitute.

by CELLWORM August 29, 2011

brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.

Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.

by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010

brahstitute

Tools normally surfers who over use the word brah

"Man brah that wave was sick brah"

-"your a brahstitute man"

by elmo(they'll Know what i mean April 22, 2010

Baristatute

A barista who knows how to cup both your balls and your mocha. Generally are found at Starbucks or Seattle's Best, but the best and hottest are found in Italy. Baristatutes also can handle warm liquids in or around their face.

That baristatute really frothed my milk.

by Pety April 23, 2008

Carstitute

A sex worker that propositions their clientele by means of a vehicle.

While walking down the street a car approached and a carstitute asked if Jim was looking for a good time.

by ca-caw July 3, 2011

Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...

Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.

by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011

Brostitute

A person, who engages with sexual activity with plenty ladies

Bro you must be a brostitute

by Macasmart June 14, 2018