The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"
A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"
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by rouf February 28, 2008
Get the baramulla mug.Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
by Random Stooge May 28, 2018
Get the Barmpot mug.The tendency to accept certain vague or worthless information as true, such as character assessments, horoscopes, psychic predictions and/or exaggerated claims.
Your horoscope: You have encoutered numerous challenges the last week as well as minor financial difficulties recently. If you take your time on your next major task, you shall be recognized for your hard work and motivation and a promotion may be in the midst. Example of Barnum Effect.
by D Spurgeon September 24, 2005
Get the barnum effect mug.a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...
"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"
by florida dreamin December 23, 2009
Get the barmance mug.When you have a normal life with a loving husband and two kids, but you decide to exchange it in your early middle age for a traveling circus life of failed business ventures, and monthly domestic violence incidents with the local white trash king who has sired half the illegitimate children in town, including your own new baby daughter.
My wife and I had a pretty good life, until she decided to Break Barnum, and live with the local man whore in a shithole apartment above his rat infested restaurant.
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