barmat shot

The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"

A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"

by Obipunkenobi December 14, 2013

Barmale

Heavy annihilation with a 9 inchar

That guys a dabba
Barmale him

by Dogman rengs June 28, 2022

bagima

Tucking the penis in between the legs and having the nuts face outward

Bro how good can you make a bagima

by Tate L. July 24, 2019

bartmaned

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."

by Nick Dasty August 3, 2006

barmance

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...

"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"

by florida dreamin December 23, 2009

Baramadam

A go fuck yourself kind of word. Literally means "i dont give a fuck" but also could "no comment" of sorts. The act of truely not caring.

Dude- Hey want to come check out my bumpin speakers, they hit hard as fuck!

Betty White- Baramadam

Dude- Alright then Betty, take'er easy.

by Mark Ishatinueface November 7, 2010

brimalo

a word you would use to describe a fat smelly ass fugly bitch.

Sir-Mix-Alot once said "she got a basketball head wit a 10inch beak mo hips big lips and the smell of a beast she's a brimalo"

by Steve B. A.K.A. the budd man,born on 4/20 =) August 8, 2005