Burdock

Burdock is any of a group of biennial thistles in the genus Arctium, family Asteraceae.

The prickly heads of these plants are noted for easily catching on to fur and clothing, thus providing an excellent mechanism for seed dispersal. Burrs cause local irritation and can possibly cause intestinal hairballs in pets. However, most animals avoid ingesting these plants.

Julian, you're covered in burdocks --I hate those fucking things.

by arentiexclusive January 25, 2009

Baldock

(v.) The act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.

At the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.

by fr8dude May 14, 2013

Bardocking

When you hit someone/get hit by Bardock's auto-combo in Dragon Ball FighterZ.

"Bro you should've seen the games last night. My boy was Bardocking everyone"

by GetBardocked April 24, 2020

Baldocking

When two or more fully grown males don multicolored yoga pants, remove there shirts and then as if drawn together like hot sweaty man magnets they scissor each other to the point of orgasms. Sometimes done to very intense gabber music. Most often done in a dimly lit forested area.

Me: "Damn, was that you Baldocking in that Bush?"

Daren: "yeah I needed a full release"

by Bloodydumpster December 8, 2017

Baldock

A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.

'Hey, did you see Josh Baldock?'
'Yeah, nothing like the other Baldocks, damn he is square.'

by badboi999 March 27, 2015

Baddock

adj; The absolute worst anything can be. Can be used to describe any rotten thing. Most commonly used when somebody has been ripped off or screwed.

Wow that white rapper was totally baddock.

I paid five dollars for that crappy puppet show, this is baddock on a stick.

You totally stood me up last night, baddock on you and your family.

by Baddock Potticaine September 27, 2009

Birdock Saints

A term to describe an individual who is not worth your time or lame. Can also describe a scenario that one is unhappy with.

1. Ernie is such a birdock saint! He can't even handle drinking a 6'er.

2. God damn I do not feel like walking that far.. Birdock Saints!

by Lawrence Sewer District November 22, 2013