A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
by Renholder October 18, 2011
Get the Bar Mitzvah Monkey mug.1) A young girl of the age of twelve or thirteen two gives oral sex to young gentlemen in the stalls during a bar mitzvah party. Typically, these girls are JAP's who think they need to give head to prove themselves.
2) A old dirty girl who likes to pleasure herself with toys in the stalls of a bathroom during a bar mitzvah party, usually followed by exploding diarrhea. Typically, she can be notified by 6 tattoos on her face, and four on her lower thigh. They are too ugly to live and prey on young boys about the age of 6.
2) A old dirty girl who likes to pleasure herself with toys in the stalls of a bathroom during a bar mitzvah party, usually followed by exploding diarrhea. Typically, she can be notified by 6 tattoos on her face, and four on her lower thigh. They are too ugly to live and prey on young boys about the age of 6.
Ted: Oh my god, that girl squelched my cum.
Andrew: Ewww she's such a bar mitzvah slut!
Jacob: I gotta get me one of those
Bergs: I just heard a lady pleasure herself in the bathroom.
Speen: Did you see the exploding diarrhea? She was probably a bar mitzvah slut, those old bitches are crazy.
Andrew: Ewww she's such a bar mitzvah slut!
Jacob: I gotta get me one of those
Bergs: I just heard a lady pleasure herself in the bathroom.
Speen: Did you see the exploding diarrhea? She was probably a bar mitzvah slut, those old bitches are crazy.
by soccerman93 March 31, 2009
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While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014
Get the bar mitzvah mustache mug.When a person has been repressed for an extended period of time then experiences wild naughty, arousing sexual urges, wet dreams, they never thought they could before. The person genuinely feels the need to act on them in order to fully develop and feel themselves grow and mature afterward.
Astarr, has not boned in a while, she is now going through a state of bar mitzvah syndrome where by she cannot continue her normal life until she has fulfilled a night of wild and crazy orgies.
by trixie bela March 13, 2010
Get the Bar Mitzvah Syndrome mug.noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!
by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
Get the The Bar Mitzvah mug.1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.
2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.
2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.
3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.
3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009
Get the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah mug.Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
by bigboipatek October 17, 2018
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