by Banos May 16, 2018
Get the andy banos mug.A flat, Wild West Central California town that is home to many farmers, farmworkers, steakhouses, and cows. Children raised here rarely stay, but return at holidays and connect with each other at local bars. It does not have any pet psychics or cosmetic surgeons, but this does not diminish its inherent value or capacity to inspire its more creative and intelligent residents. As a result of their own shame and self-loathing, many of its former residents feel compelled to insult it, often while using poor spelling and inappropriate verb tenses.
Person 1: Los Banos sucks.
Person 2: What are you really saying?
Person 3: Deep down, I loathe myself.
Person 2: What are you really saying?
Person 3: Deep down, I loathe myself.
by Venetian Rose April 6, 2009
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Loser: Los Banus is a shitee plase were peeple lurn how not to spell gud. Every1 hates it.
Know it all: Los Banos is a place where my brain seems much larger then it actually is, especially when i insult the idiots who's parents probably dropped acid durring conception.
Me: You two should go kill each other.
Know it all: Los Banos is a place where my brain seems much larger then it actually is, especially when i insult the idiots who's parents probably dropped acid durring conception.
Me: You two should go kill each other.
by Anon B. Fail January 7, 2012
Get the Los Banos mug.A shitty hick town. Located an hour away from the beloved bayarea. In a youngling's eyes: Los Banos features big head athletes to shitty rice rockets. If you do not go to college out of town, there is no way you can get out of "The Bathrooms".
by canteverfindme February 6, 2010
Get the Los Banos mug.A small but diverse town consisting of a little more than 30,000 people. Something always seems to be happening, and the faggot no lives who are never involved in doing anything besides staying home either smoking weed,playing their shitty ass PS3's, or talking trash, always feel the need to insult the place they live at.
No Life: Hey this town fucking sucks, let's go to Gilroy and waste our lives away over there.
Cool Los Banos Badass: Your a faggot.
Cool Los Banos Badass: Your a faggot.
by spoolingNuBs34 August 7, 2011
Get the Los Banos mug.A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.
by Mike F. July 9, 2022
Get the Los Banos mug.Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.
by Leo Legavich September 11, 2022
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