A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.
Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
by dj gs68 September 4, 2003
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The greatest character on the hit TV show Futurama. One of the greatest cartoon characters ever on par with peter griffin,glen quagmire and homer simpson.
Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.
Space captain who believes himself to be irrisistable to women.
Constantly coming out with priceless lines.
To Kiff about Leela- Soon she'll come crawling back for some sweet sweet candy. (touches rear) Bam!
Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.
TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it
This is turning into one EROTIC half date
Branigans law is like branigans love- hard and fast.
TI don't understand branigans law I mearly enforce it
This is turning into one EROTIC half date
by AdzGod August 8, 2005
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Function: noun
Etymology: office prank
Date: 2008
1: a devious trick used especially for an humorous purpose
2 a: tricky or questionable practices or conduct —usually used in plural b: high-spirited or mischievous activity —usually used in plural
3: slapping a person in the back of the neck with your penis
Function: noun
Etymology: office prank
Date: 2008
1: a devious trick used especially for an humorous purpose
2 a: tricky or questionable practices or conduct —usually used in plural b: high-spirited or mischievous activity —usually used in plural
3: slapping a person in the back of the neck with your penis
by Maikina March 5, 2009
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husband: I shant be home until late milady. Us and the boys are heading out for a prolonged brannigan, expect me home tuesday with a splitting headache and two wenches by my side
wife: but I thought we were married...
this guy: can I join
husband: NOOOOOO!!!
wife: tiger claw?
wife: but I thought we were married...
this guy: can I join
husband: NOOOOOO!!!
wife: tiger claw?
by The Snackmaster October 15, 2006
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Look at Douche Bannigans stinkass lying on que about places he's never been, bitches he's hasnt fuck and people he dont know...
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