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Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.
The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.
by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008
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skanker banker

The term used to refer to a female who is skanky
by beanteam23 May 28, 2016
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bankster

Noun

A portmanteau or blend word derived from combining "banker" and "gangster." Usually referred to in the plural form "banksters" to refer to a predatory element within the financial services industry, such as those offering "too good to be true" adjustable mortgage rates for home buyers
"The banksters just foreclosed on my mom's Mcmansion, and now she's living in her SUV."
by Neil Ogism March 5, 2008
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wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by RyKirb October 31, 2008
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merchant banker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!
by ryan March 24, 2004
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gang banker

One who repeatedly screws people out of money.
by gangbanker July 30, 2010
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banker trash

Derogatory term for overworked, overpaid twenty something investment bankers inordinately proud of their income, ability to operate on no sleep, and lack of free time. Primarily a New York centric term.

Commonly spotted in social settings such as expensive NY clubs using their blackberries and ostentatiously buying drinks.
I hated Lotus! It was filled with ugly ass banker trash.
by Martin Ross October 7, 2006
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