bangxiety

when you have anxiety with your bangs.

im gonna wear a hat i am having bangxiety.

by jackki October 21, 2006

Bangxiety

The fear held by many male students that they left a porn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in class it may be: A) seen by others (bad); B) start playing (worse); or C) start playing very loudly (worst). The fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left a window open to be discovered at least once.

"I had such bangxiety in Econ today. I checked that I had closed out of Youporn twice last night, but ever since I had to connect my laptop to the class projector for my Powerpoint, and I inadvertently shared my love of Gianna Michaels with all of my Psych class, I get really banxious."

by Snuffy6269 October 23, 2012

Banxiety

Incessantly checking your bank account balance for fear that checks won't clear due to a low balance.

Jack David: "Mom, stop looking at your IPhone. I've got to get to practice."

Mom: "Sorry, son, but I gotta check my account online. Ever since your Dad lost his job I got a bad case of banxiety."

by HotwheelsJD December 31, 2012

Bangxiety

Sexual tension

I haven't banged my girlfriend in a month, now my Bangxiety is got me crazy.

by RaiderRay October 4, 2025