school in walkergate thats made entirely of probably styrofoam where they feed you soggy flapjack and pizza which has more grease than the entire population of america.
benfield contains the finest specimens of gremlins, chavs and roadmen where everyone listens to drill music, shitty mc or some other crap genre and defo sings keisha becky for eternity. the majority of these things only play cod, fifa or pubg and think they're proper hard for it. on top of that, if you havent watched 'eastenders' or 'love island' you're practically invalid at this shithole because everyone watches them two.
this species in particular survives on the following: super noodles, turkey dinosaurs, cheap chips, heinz beans, mcdonalds chicken nuggets, kfc. they also think this it the absolute peak of gourmet cheffery.
finally, the best part about benfield is theres at least 6 pedophile teachers
benfield contains the finest specimens of gremlins, chavs and roadmen where everyone listens to drill music, shitty mc or some other crap genre and defo sings keisha becky for eternity. the majority of these things only play cod, fifa or pubg and think they're proper hard for it. on top of that, if you havent watched 'eastenders' or 'love island' you're practically invalid at this shithole because everyone watches them two.
this species in particular survives on the following: super noodles, turkey dinosaurs, cheap chips, heinz beans, mcdonalds chicken nuggets, kfc. they also think this it the absolute peak of gourmet cheffery.
finally, the best part about benfield is theres at least 6 pedophile teachers
person1: am goin' to benfield school now fook yea
person2: isnt 'at the radgie place in walkah wich smells like weed twenny four seven?
person1: i dunnah but is pritty good so far
person2: isnt 'at the radgie place in walkah wich smells like weed twenny four seven?
person1: i dunnah but is pritty good so far
by wuulfy October 18, 2020
Get the benfield school mug.The person with the highest possible stress levels on the planet, they often succumb to extreme stress-bursts and are widely known for their massive douchification with everything they own/touch. The kind of person who thinks they're everything with the ladies/men, when everybody of the opposite sex actually secretly hates them due to extreme douchness. When told or proved wrong, either over entirely stupid situations, and especially in situations where they think they have a possible chance to score, these massive stress-bursts will occur. These often occur in walking massive or long distances, or just being quiet and sitting in a corner all day.
Example 1
Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*
Example 2
Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"
Person 1: "Hey Person 2, can I have a dorito please?"
Person 2: "No, fuck off"
Person 1: "There not your's anyway, they're Person 3's. Hey Person 3, can I have a dorito?"
Person 3: "Yeah sure!"
Person 2: "Well fuck you all!"
*Person 2 walk's a massive distance home in a Barfield*
Example 2
Person A: "Hey Person B, that chick Clive fancies is in a tent with Jim"
Person B: "Hang on, what's Clive doing with that chair!?"
Person A: "Oh shit! He just beat them down with it! This shit looks bad!"
Person B: "He's gone proper Barfield on us!"
by uninunum August 1, 2011
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That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.
by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004
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1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
Get the Beanfield mug.A group of tubby farmers with pig like bodies. Commonly found in Shropshire sleeping around the family. Barnfield's also enjoy shitting in the park like mankey faggot dogs. Get turned by anything to do with the countryside e.g badgers, tractors and hay bails. These round fuckers should be imprisoned forever or just killled off as they are unpleasant people.
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