ballache

1. An annoying person

2. A severe pain in the testies

1. Man, that boss of mine is a complete ballache

2. Oooh, after that 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' marathon I asm suffering from severe ballache

by Radar May 22, 2003

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.

zach lacks one in his sack!

by stretch February 27, 2005

ballzack

sack where balls are held

zach holzman parks dis shit in his mouth

by lil nigga April 10, 2004

Ballachulish bagpipes

A medical instrument used in the Scottish highlands, up to the early `60´s, to assist in consitpation. It consisted of a large rubber sphere with a 6 inch tube attached. The sphere was filled with luke-warm water and a little amount of liquid soap. The tube would then be attached and pushed gently up your bottom and the contents emptied into your bowels.............the rest came naturally and very quickly.

I got this treatment of the Ballachulish bagpipes as a small child a couple of times.

by hardroxz1 August 2, 2011

Ballzack

Someone who loves to suck penis in a very homesexual way.

I was at a party and Ballzack kept talking about his gay friend who had a really big cock!

by ballzack69 October 12, 2011

ballache idea

when someone comes up with an idea that they think is a brilliant idea however rarely makes any sense to people what so ever. Ballache ideas are usually come up with under the use of either alchol or drugs

laurence: yo know whats a really good idea.....
bozwick: what man?
laurence: we should go look for burried treasure in arctic...
bozwick: u know wht laurence thats a reall ballache idea.....

by Bantan and ballzach November 5, 2009

ballzac

1. Ball bearings between male homoerectus' legs
2. Game in which sacks of balls are hurled at gay German men named Charles T*ng
3. The shit between ur legs

Charles played Ballzac with his gay ass friends

by Sir Private Ryan June 10, 2004