ballsiness

The human quality leading to bold and aggressiveness action where others dare not.

He was a WEB developer who had the ballsiness not to bother making his pages compatible with IE6.

by Holly Goodhead June 24, 2011

ballbañero

The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.

At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.

by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010

Ballseye

A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.

Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!

by sjg22 October 26, 2018

balsinery

a word made by @itsalexa_g

it’s like a substitute for bs or crazy

person 1: yoooo your still talking to your ex?
person 2: yea
person 1: that’s balsinery

person 1: bro they canceled tomorrows game

person: that’s balsinery

by itsalexa_g March 24, 2023

ballsneeze

v. An event where the male's genitalia becomes stimulated to the point that the testicles ("balls") appear to sneeze, ejaculating semen from the male's penis in the way snot would be ejaculated from his nose in an actual sneeze. Typically happens during sexual intercourse or foreplay, but may happen prematurely as well.

n. semen.

Aw fuck, man! Look at all that ballsneeze on the sheets! What are you god damn doing? Clean up that fucking mess!

by Jonathan Seal September 13, 2009

free ballner

When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.

I was just sitting on my couch and all of a sudden i gave myself a free ballner.

by cheesy magee November 30, 2009

ballner

when your "testicles" or "balls" are in the state of having a boner.

When you have had such an incredible boner aka the boner of your life, that the boner transfered to your ballsack.(note if you are a castroti "a guy gets his balls cut off this could be a problem! please contact your doctor for more information!)

OMG look at that girl i just had a ballner!

is it morning already! man i just had a morning ballner!

a guy: lets go to hooters!

some other guy: wouldnt it be embarrassing if we went ther and my ballner broke through my pants!

a guy: ok your not coming loser!

by they call me a GOD September 14, 2009