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Ballsaxophone

(Noun)

Ballsaxophone occurs when a ratchet is giving you head and right as she goes balls deep (Chin must contact testicles)
she simultaneously sneezes letting loose the sound of an elephant stepping on an duck. This is typically mistaken by your apartment complex neighbor as an out of tune saxophone.
Ted: "I can't sleep hon, the neighbor Jamaal is playing that damn Saxophone again, he must be a composer by now."

Sarah: "That isn't an instrument babe, that was just a Ballsaxophone. Back to bed, she will get some Flonase soon."
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. December 12, 2022
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Balloondoggle

when a mans testicles look like he has inflated balloons hanging from between his legs.
"That Ron Jeremy is totally a balloondoggle"
by funkigrl March 27, 2008
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balliando

ballin' in spanish

coined by andrew
I am ballin

yo soy balliando
by darejar January 6, 2009
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balland

Latin word derived from the word Bellend

It means that you are a dick, actually the end of the bell meaning the end of your dick.A derogatory term usually given to a complete twat of a person who is a real both batting faggot.

Ahmed khan is such a Balland!!
go smoke some weed rite now u stupid little bvalland
by ramond May 4, 2004
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ballsinyourmouthitis

A common problem among pricks and Uber-jocks. It occurs when they're actually so full of themselves they talk soo much shit that the only way to shut them up is to put some balls in thier mouth.
Freddy: "Yo Johnny the QB thought he was tough shit talking to my girlfriend the other day."
Bronson: "Really, dude what did you do?"
Freddy: "I gave him a good case of Ballsinyourmouthitis"
Bronson: "Sick dude, he's probably going to be too busy picking pubes out of his teeth to talk anymore shit for a while"
by Kehoe April 17, 2007
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ballsacpotatoes

a slang word that was developed on the streets of beckenham perth by teenagers meaning cool or good
(that car is ballsacpotatoes), that guy is really ballsacpotatoes
by thundercakes May 23, 2011
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ballcannon

Dude, I just packed the musket on my ballcannon.
by TheGooch June 8, 2007
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