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ballsanus

Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.
by Joe Penis November 25, 2007
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ballbanger

A person who loves to bang another individuals testicles.
Dammit, Jacob Mackenzie! Quit being a penis twirling ballbanger!
by Elle Stephary September 8, 2007
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Ballsagna

A multipurpouse exclamation expressing joy, surprise, or a humorous reaction to a person, place, or event.
John arrived home and discovered that his neighbor had baked him a delicious pie. "Ballsagna!" he exclaimed.
by grammar4646 August 20, 2010
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ballsiness

The human quality leading to bold and aggressiveness action where others dare not.
He was a WEB developer who had the ballsiness not to bother making his pages compatible with IE6.
by Holly Goodhead June 24, 2011
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Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.
Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.
by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008
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ballbañero

The act of applying habañero hot sauce to one's scrotum (usually amongst friends) in order to gain unlimited man points. Usually combated by dunking one's scrotum into a cup of milk when the pain becomes too unbearable.
At the party last night, Fred pulled off a ballbañero for two hours before giving in to the cow juice.
by nothisispatrick August 29, 2010
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Super Mega Ballbagged

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.
-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"
by drapes22 November 27, 2014
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