ballchamp

A ballchamp is a person who loves having testicles in and around their mouth.

Danny is a total ballchamp!

by Donalddickdastardly.. November 7, 2015

Ballschmeck

The jelly-like substance which surrounds and coats the balls and inner thighs after approximately two weeks of not showering

Trevor: you I got jelly stuff on my balls!
Me: oh you mean ballschmeck?
Trevor: yeah

by The reclaimer December 14, 2019

Intellectual ballache

Inability to express yourself for fear of drowning the recipient.

The sufferer has too much to say and fear that he or she will not be understood and that the recipient will feel overwhelmed.

I was on a date with a really cute, but not too clever, guy yesterday. I suffered from intellectual ballache throughout the date. He is not used to dating academics.

by Alexia de la Mozzarella November 27, 2020

ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

Ballchief

A problem that arises that is difficult to face. A situation that both confuses and chiefs your ball-sack.

Damn Darryl, that girl only gave you a dry handjob (rubbed raw), what a ballchief.

Wow, that bottle of popov is already gone, what a fucking ballchief!!!

by Old Governor May 27, 2008

ballchinian

some dude with huge balls hanging off his chin

Yo biznatch you a mutha fluckin ballchinian
Slap that hoe ballchinian

by moster & the shanmiester May 30, 2003

ballache

1. An annoying person

2. A severe pain in the testies

1. Man, that boss of mine is a complete ballache

2. Oooh, after that 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' marathon I asm suffering from severe ballache

by Radar May 22, 2003