ballwash

a phenomenon that happens to males while pooping on an oversensitive auto flush toilet.

Steve: I was taking a dump at Home Depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.

Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.

by turnyourface July 20, 2010

ballrash

Ballrash normally occurs after rubbing your scrotum against your sex partners partly shaved bearded dragon. This practise is a result of not wanting to shoot a load into your partners vaginal area but rather pull out rub your srotum along the partly shaved hairy bicycle rack to shoot your load over the stomach and breast region of your partner.

'I pulled out the other night and have the MRS and ballsack rub on her partly shaved pussy and ended up with ballrash'

by Blogmaster December 30, 2007

ballmaster

Someone who keeps on your case to do something, or someone who is being a complete asshole.

"Dude, my manager is being a total ballmaster today."

by Judah126 May 18, 2008

Ballwasher

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly

"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."

by Jim T January 6, 2004

ballwash

as if. a load of crap. ain't gonna happen. who you trying to fool?

phil was asked to dj till 4am. well thats just ballwash.

by trixie g. February 14, 2005

Ballmaster

Having a skilled mastery at handling male genitals

Guy: Bro i am about to ballmaster my boyfriend so hard he's going to love it

by Epicturtl3m4n October 20, 2021

ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.

"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"

by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004