So what? Your horny? We have the
perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster
First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!
Take 5 shots of Tequila
2 shots of vodka
1
shot of cum donated or pasture raised.
2 shots of vanilla extract
1
shot Covid
19 vaccine
3 ice cubes
Shake until your arm hurts
Then use other hand until it hurts
Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.
Hey
man you remember last night. No but my balls were
busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It
really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.