baldo

knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually an insult.

Why does baldo have to lie in front of us deflecting all of the sunlight so we can't get any rays.

by Valinda November 3, 2006

lil baldo

A man that is constantly wearing a wig because he was born bald and is a afraid that his friends will make hairline jokes.

Person 1: is that a lil baldo?
Person2: yea I think he’s a wig wearer

by Kevin Baldo October 25, 2020

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

The act of fucking with a dildo that is attached to one’s testicles.

I gave he/her/them a proper baldoing today, but it left my testicles thoroughly chafed.

by Dothebaldobounce December 22, 2022

A very thicc dude with no hair typicly he spells liqe his ass

dat baby is a baldo

by HempingXavi1 August 29, 2019

The last name of an Aussie Sheila that apparently fits the description of a fat, bald kid with brown hair.

by CallMeCunt February 14, 2020