2 definitions by HempingXavi1

oert

An oert Is a beer belly that is in a symbiotic relationship with a human host, you must feed your oert to keep ia alive and it in return keeps you warm at night. In conclusion an oert is a beutiful parasite that will keep you happy for the rest of your life.

My oert is getting angry i need food now!!!

Damn son that man has a big oert.

by HempingXavi1 December 13, 2020

Baldo

A very thicc dude with no hair typicly he spells liqe his ass

dat baby is a baldo

by HempingXavi1 August 29, 2019