Baldi

A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.

'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'

by Git Slepped July 20, 2018

Baldi

when you get spanked with a ruler

damn, i got baldi'd so hard last night

by baldis basics July 25, 2018

Baldi

A teacher who beat you with a ruler. Because is is I to kinky stuff or is just a father.

Yo baldi just took me to his sex dungeon and beat me with a ruler.

by FNAF GIRL July 30, 2019

Baldi

Math teacher who has more than a few screws loose and beats you with a ruler because you are terrible at math and should be ashamed of yourself.

He just wants you to succeed and have good grades why do you hate him jfc mate.

Random person: "Yo, do you like Baldi's Basics?"
Generic 6 year old who listens to Baldi In The Elavator: "Yeah! Baldi is my favourite character!"
Thinks every character is overrated kid: "Really? I think he's overrated."
Fangirl/boy: "I SHIP BALDI WITH THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"
Raging 7 year old: "I don't like Baldi's Basics, shut up!!!1!!1!1!1!"

by Atelophobia-baldi May 11, 2019

baldi

(1) An ineffectual person. (2) A person who cannot deliver on promises. (3) A person suffering dysthymia and resultant inertia. After M. Baldi, putative literary agent.

The baldi had said that she would get to the manuscript within two weeks, but hadn't done so after three months, failing in the meantime to respond to numerous letters and phone calls.

by Clancy Teargarten August 3, 2003

Baldi

A slightly over weight person, with a receding hairline. Be careful because they can be very sensitive whenever you mention their hair or weight.

“ Your such a baldi!”

by Rgcsfhcdtv December 4, 2019

Baldi

Long legs and no hair.

If you get an answer wrong, Baldi gets angry.

by mrdrmaster September 25, 2020