Baldi

A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.

'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'

by Git Slepped July 20, 2018

Baldi

when you get spanked with a ruler

damn, i got baldi'd so hard last night

by baldis basics July 25, 2018

Baldi

A teacher who beat you with a ruler. Because is is I to kinky stuff or is just a father.

Yo baldi just took me to his sex dungeon and beat me with a ruler.

by FNAF GIRL July 30, 2019

Baldi

Math teacher who has more than a few screws loose and beats you with a ruler because you are terrible at math and should be ashamed of yourself.

He just wants you to succeed and have good grades why do you hate him jfc mate.

Random person: "Yo, do you like Baldi's Basics?"
Generic 6 year old who listens to Baldi In The Elavator: "Yeah! Baldi is my favourite character!"
Thinks every character is overrated kid: "Really? I think he's overrated."
Fangirl/boy: "I SHIP BALDI WITH THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"
Raging 7 year old: "I don't like Baldi's Basics, shut up!!!1!!1!1!1!"

by Atelophobia-baldi May 11, 2019

baldy

common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.

Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.

by Valinda November 3, 2006

baldie

when u see a bald man this is his name

the light form baldie's head is reflecting into my eyes!
quick go rub baldie's head for good luck!

by Angie G April 29, 2002

baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 26, 2007