Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

Joe bakewell

A joe bakewell is the best person you will ever meet

I am Joe bakewell

by The best anonymous person January 20, 2021

Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"

Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.

-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her

by Banasy June 26, 2023

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021

Bakewell

When a girl is looking fit af. Often eat them like a cherry bakewell with a can of magners and a fag in ya mouth.

Bozz: some bakewells at this party!
Bennett: want a magners and a fag?
Jaocb: I'll sort out the cherry ;).

by noodleburg April 29, 2019

Bakewell tart

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart

He gave me a really good Bakewell tart last night!

by rareritings May 7, 2022