Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.
"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."
by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 04, 2016
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Joe bakewell

A joe bakewell is the best person you will ever meet
I am Joe bakewell
by The best anonymous person January 20, 2021
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Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.
-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
by Banasy June 27, 2023
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Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"
Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you
by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021
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If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
by MrChongle October 07, 2021
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Bakewell

When a girl is looking fit af. Often eat them like a cherry bakewell with a can of magners and a fag in ya mouth.
Bozz: some bakewells at this party!
Bennett: want a magners and a fag?
Jaocb: I'll sort out the cherry ;).
by noodleburg April 29, 2019
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cherry bakewell

To stick a bare arse in someone’s face whilst that person is being unwilling pinned to the ground. The act normally leaves smearing of shit on the nose thus being likened to a cherry bakewell cake.
Pin him down and I will give him a cherry bakewell.
by harryBishop1983 December 18, 2021
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