bake sale 

a gaggle of retarded people or persons

have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.

bake sale by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

bake sale 

The condition one would be in after smoking so many drugs that he/she cannot function as an individual.

Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
Dude 1: "..."

bake sale by loganthepirate September 2, 2005

Bake sale 

When you end up going to a party and your told its free but faggot ass niggaz be chargin' at the door

"Yo man I'm tryin' to get in"
"That'll be ten"
"NAAA man dis a Bake sale cuz they aint nuffin' but twinkies inside!"

Bake sale by shoobydabs November 3, 2006

bake sale 

the act of running your little heart out untill your reach a bake sale

Yoni declared bake sale, and ran himslef to death, for his was on a treadmill

bake sale by jah-coff yoni April 8, 2003

salty bake sale 

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.

salty bake sale by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

Russian Bake Sale 

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.

Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts

Russian Bake Sale by Bakky October 12, 2012

San Francisco Bake Sale 

An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.

Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...

San Francisco Bake Sale by CosmoKramer April 28, 2008