Bammered

When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.

Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.

"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."

"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."

"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."

by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010

bahlammered

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated and/or inebriated

After his engineering test, Alex is going to get bahlammered.

by Alex Ekholm December 28, 2007

Blammered

getting drunk and smoking massive black & milds

Bro, Hamilton was so Blammered right now he drank like 17 beers and smoked 22 blacks.

by Clarence Clementine May 29, 2013

Blammered

A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.

Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!

by Barkatown January 27, 2017