Douche Baggery

The act in which someone is being a douche bag or has the characteristics or symptoms of a douche bag

That mans douche baggery has reached astronomically high levels.

by AwsomeT March 9, 2009

douche*baggery

(N.) 1. To preform qualities of the douchebag relation. Dumb, stupid, ignorant behavior.

LeQueefah Shauntae says..."No, her di*ent! That bama just tp*ed my ride, fool. Ain't that some douche*baggery, whitey?"

Hansel Ughurene replies, "Das uber gay!"

by Lisa and Sam May 1, 2006

douche baggery

acting of the qualities of a douche bag.

syn. ass-hole-ness

george bush
and all his douche baggery

by Danny boy April 4, 2004

douche baggery

To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.

Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.

by Bag-o-Douche February 5, 2010

Douche Baggery

The various antics of a douche bag.

If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.

by wouldnt you like to know...96 January 18, 2009

Douche-baggery

The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.

What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?

by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009

douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010