bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018

bagel

two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.

lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!

by meggielouu March 10, 2012

Bagelling

Verb. (bag'-e-lling)
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10

When your peer pours milk on your head in the cafeteria and embarrases you, you retaliate by bagelling them. Usually a girl to a boy. Gingers are not allowed to recieve the honor.

by Bagel Bage December 14, 2010

The Bagel

An item in the world of YouTube Poop, it is ether Mama Luigi's favorite food, or a magic health item that he can summon at his command.

You know what they say in Broklen! YOU MUST DIE! Or, is it The Bagel?

by Splek January 22, 2009

bageling

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.

bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*

by leahzzzz March 1, 2008

bagels

a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece

mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise

by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004