bagelin

the act of what a bagel does at any point in time during its existence.

The bagel is bagelin.

by Kerry and brittany January 11, 2009

dirty bagelin'

The act of tossing someone's salad when they have a dirty bagel.

She said she was into dirty bagelin' so I shit my pants and called her.

by Hal G July 18, 2006

high baseline

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.

Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!

by moud February 20, 2023

baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.

Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...

by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013

Bagelist

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

baselining

To drive crazy or to drive on the illegal sides of streets.

Baselining jugging 'round the city.

by dezzi101 May 20, 2018

bagelista

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

by unicornhorn May 15, 2010